"Elephant Jokes Eight" joke
Q: Why do elephants have trunks? A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments. Q: What do you do when you come across an elephant? A: Wipe it off! Q: Have you heard about Hannibal crossing the Alps with elephants? A: None of the offspring survived. Q: How does the male elephant find the female elephant when she's lying down in tall grass? A: VERY attractive. Q: How do you know when an elephant has been screwing in you're yard? A: The flower beds are crushed and you are missing a garbage bag! Q: What did the elephant say when he saw a dead ant on the road? A: Deadant! Deadant! Deadant!!! (to be sung). Q: What did he say when he saw a live ant on the road? A: He stamped it to death and then said "Deadant! Deadant! Deadant!!!". Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a grape? A: Cosine (Theta) Note: Assumes |elephant| |grape| 1 Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a mountain climber? A: Zero - a mountain climber is a scaler. Q: What do you give a seasick elephant? A: Lots of room. Q: What's grey and comes in quarts? A: An elephant. Q: What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? A: Swim for your life!! Q: Why do elephants lay on their backs? A: To trip low flying canaries. Q: Why did the elephant have a yellow spot on his ass? A: He wasn't laying on his back. Q: Why do elephants have Big Ears? A: Because Noddy won't pay the ransom. (Noddy is children's storybook character) Q: Why don't you go into the jungle between 3 and 4 am? A: Because the elephants are jumping from the trees. Q: Why are pygmies so short? A: Because the go into the jungle between 3 and 4 am. Q: Whats that red stuff between elephants toes? A: Slow pygmies.
What do you call an ant that likes to be alone?
An independ-ant.