"Every 8 seconds someone dies and every 8 seconds C..." joke

Every 8 seconds someone dies and every 8 seconds Chuck Norris round houses someone. Coincidence? I think not.

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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Scale

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Yo Mama's So Fat...

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

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