"Excuse Me, Maam..." joke

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
' Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am,' he said politely,' but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread!'
' That's right.'
' Every day you wallop him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were hitting him with a chocolate cake....?'
' Well, today is his birthday!'

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