"Expage.com/mississlippy" joke

One day there was a little boy. He went
upstairs and his mom was
shaving her legs. She cut herself
and said, Shit. Then he asked his mom
what that meant. She said it meant
to shave. Then he went to the kitchen
and his dad was cooking a turkey. He
burnt himself and said, Fuck. He
asked him what that meant. The father
said it meant to cook. The
doorbell rang. The little boy
went to see who it was. It was his
grandparents. They asked where
his parents were. He said, Well, mom is in
the bathroom shiting and dad is fucking
the turkey in the kitchen.