"Extra Tickets" joke

The newlyweds had just returned from their honeymoon and we're settling down in their new apartment. As the husband was returning home from work the following evening, a neighbor bumped into him in the hallway and said, "I just happen to have a couple of extra tickets to a play opening in town tonight. Would you and your bride like to have them?"
The young man replied, "I'll check with her." Opening their apartment door, he called out to her, "Sweetheart, would you care to see 'Oliver Twist' tonight?"
"Listen, pal," she responded, "if you dare show me one more trick with that thing, I'm going back home to my mother."

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