"FaceNovel" joke
Dear founders of FaceBook.
Please develop a sister application called FaceNovel for all of those who take it a step to far.
Regards
Andrew "Drew" Burch Comedy
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
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A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."