Andrew "Drew" Burch's Jokes

I am accepting applications for "Long Term Booty Call with sentimental value"

Do you have a Hairy Potter?

I wanna be a Billionaire so I can pay to never hear the song "I wanna be a Billionaire" ever again!

*Breaking News *
West Virginia farmers just found a new use for their sheep...

Wool

If you are at the bar and your kids are asleep............

In the car!!!!!

You might be a Yuma Yummy

Typical night in Yuma, Arizona ..Here's where it went downhill:

Me: what are you doing later?
Her: picking up "my kid"
Me: right on, full work week starts tomorrow..
Her: O, I don't work.
Me: School?
Her: not yet, hey I need a smoke.
Me: right on......
Her: can you order me another drink.
Me: I gotta go...

Locked my keys in my truck.. Late for work and a little frantic I knew I could get it open if only I had a hanger. I ran to the first open business I could find.

Note to self... Never ever, ever frantically run into planned parenthood looking for a hanger.