"Yuma Yummy by Andrew "Drew" Burch Comedy" joke

A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can more...