"Face cream" joke
there was man walking down a road on his way to a shop, he meets his old budy and they become friendly after sometime his buddy tells him i will give you 500 dollars if you remove your clothes walk into the shop and buy some two choclates, he agrees and strips handing over his clothes to his buddy, he goes into the shop and buys the two choclates but finds his pal gone with his clothes. after some time three ladies pass by and see him he stands still not moving at all, one of the girls go hey look at the candy machines they make these days, so the first girl puts a coin into his mouth and shkes his dic, the second lady did the same and walks with her candy the third girl also did but since the guy just bought only 2 choclates, nothing happened, so the lady tryed again and again, later her friends ask her if she got any candy, she said no, but they give a lot of face cream.
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