"Facinate" joke
The teacher wants her students to make a sentence with the word' fascinate'.
The first little girl raises her hand and says,' My family and I went to the zoo and I found it fascinating.'
' That's very good but I want the word fascinate.'
Another one says,' My father and I went to the movies and I was fascinated.'
' That's also very good but I want the word fascinate.'
Little Johnny raises his hand but the teacher hesitates because he has a foul mouth and usually says nasty things but she figures he can't very well mess up this word.' Go ahead Johnny', she says.
Johnny says,' My sister has a sweater with ten buttons but her boobs are so big she can only fasten 8.'
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