"Facts of life 1.." joke

Birds of a feather flock together and shit on your car. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree. There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt. If you can remain calm, you don’t have all the facts. Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day. Follow your dream! Unless it’s the one where you’re at work in your underwear during a fire drill. Always take time to stop and smell the roses and sooner or later, you’ll inhale a bee.

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