"Facts of life 9…." joke
Don’t let the beaten dog see the stick, blind him with pepper spray first. Every new song can be sung to an old tune, although it could lead to major copyright lawsuits. No amount of political freedom will ever satisfy the hungry masses. Only McDonalds can do that. And ye shall know the truth, and the truth will set ye free, not including the 8% sales tax, that is. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Never argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able tell the difference! If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will get you there! Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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