"Famous Civil War Battle Sites" joke

A bus driver is conducting a tour of famous Civil War battle sites. “Here, ” he points out at one spot, “is where the Southern troops routed a whole regiment of Yankees.
Over there, the Rebs wiped out a whole platoon of Yanks. Down about a mile, there's
another valley where we captured a thousand Union soldiers. ”
A tourist says, “Didn't the North ever win a battle? ”
“Yes, ma'am. But not while I'm driving this bus. ”

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