"Famous Last Words" joke

"Step on 'er, boy! Yer only goin' 90."
"You can make it easy... that train's not coming fast."
"Gimme a match... I think my gas tank's empty."
"There's plenty of life left in those tires."
"No, we'll tune up the car in the garage so we can close the door and stay warm; the engine won't be running long."
"There's never any traffic at this intersection."
"No, truckers don't mind when you pass on the right (or tailgate to draft and save gas)."
"Don't go to a welding shop! I can fix that leak in your gas tank with my torch."
"Of course I can dial numbers and talk on my cell phone at the same time."
"No, no, all bungee cords look a little frayed."
"Motorcycles are supposed to wobble in turns."
"You don't need ski lessons; just follow me."
"Green means go, red means stop, yellow means go... very fast." (from the movie STARMAN).