"Farm jokes 01" joke

Why did the bull rush? Because it saw the cow slip! What kind of bird lays electric eggs? A battery hen! What do you call an arctic cow? An eskimoo! What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick-layer! How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper! Why does a rooster watch TV? For hentertainment! What do you get from a drunk chicken? Scotch eggs! What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers! What do you get if you cross a chicken with a bell? A bird that has to wring its own neck!

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