"Farmer Jones' Fruit Tree" joke
Farmer Jones, a fruit farmer, was experimenting with hybriding pears and developed a tree that produced a fruit which looked exactly like a vagina, and had a very delicious taste.
People in the community soon caught wind of this and the farmer was having problems keeping people from picking fruit from the tree. One day, he found a 14 year old boy who had climbed up into the tree in order to pick and eat some of the fruit. The boy had gotten stuck between two of the branches. The farmer got the boy loose, scolded him, and sent him on his way.
A few weeks later, the boy was suffering from incredible stomach pains. His parents took him to the doctor, who did a thorough exam. The doctor asked the boy if he had eaten any fruit seeds because, incredibly, there was a fruit tree growing in his stomach. The boy explained that he had eaten some fruit from a strange fruit tree owned by farmer Jones. The doctor said that he could perform surgery and remove the tree.
Once the boy's stomach was opened up, the doctor discovered that the tree had roots all over the boy's body, including critical organs and the spinal column, and removing the tree would be too dangerous. At the doctor's discretion, the surgery was aborted.
What is the moral of this story?: YOU CAN TAKE THE BOY OUT OF THE CUNT TREE, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE CUNT TREE OUT OF THE BOY!"
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