"Fart Chart ..... By (MIB)" joke

FART CHART By an unknown author
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>1. A vain person: One who loves the smell of his own fart.
>2. Amiable person: One who loves the smell of other people's
farts.
>3. Proud person: One who thinks his farts are exceptionally
pleasant.
>4. Shy person: One who releases silent farts then blushes.
>5. Impudent person: One who farts out loud then laughs.
>6. Scientific person: One who farts regularly but is concerned
with pollution.
>7. Unfortunate person: One who tries to fart but shits instead.
>8. Nervous person: One who stops in the middle of a fart.
>9. Honest person: One who admits they farted but offers a good
medical reason.
>10. Dishonest person: One who farts and blames the dog.
>11. Foolish person: One who suppresses a fart for hours.
>12. Thrifty person: One who always has farts in reserve.
>13. Anti-social person: One who excuses himself and farts in
private.
>14. Strategic person: One who conceals his farts by loud laughter.
>15. Intellectual person: One who can determine the smell of his
neighbour's fart.
>16. Athletic person: One who farts at the slightest exterion.
>17. Sadistic person: One who farts in bed, then fluffs the covers
over his bed.
>18. Miserable person: One who farts then starts crying.
>19. Aquatic person: One who farts in the bath and then bursts
the bubbles with his toes.