"Fearful Pilot" joke
While taxiing down the runway, the jetliner came to an abrupt stop, turned around and returned to the gate. After quite a lengthy wait, it finally took off.
Wanting to know what caused the delay, a concerned passenger asked the flight attendant what the problem was.
"The pilot was troubled by a noise he heard in the engine," the attendant explained. "It took us some time to find a new pilot."
An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took more...
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. When the National Anthem began, the doctor more...
A story is told of a Jewish man who was riding on the subway reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached the newspaper reader.
"Moshe, have you lost your mind? more...
How many letters are in the alphabet?
There are 11 letters in "THE ALPHABET"
Did you say 26? :)