"Female authors" joke

I had an ex-girlfriend who said that since there were no nicknames for the vagina that weren't sexual or degrading, women should start nicknaming theirs after female authors, i.e. "my little Jane Austen" or "my Agatha Christie."

I told her "you can call yours Sylvia Plath because it depresses the fuck out of me."

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