"Fifty-Fifty Partners" joke
A young man was observing an elderly couple in a fast food restaurant who had just ordered one meal. As he watched them, the older gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half and then counted out the french fries until each of them had half.
While the old man began to eat, his wife just sat there watching him.
Feeling a little sorry for them, the young man approached the couple and asked if he could buy them another meal so they wouldn't have to split theirs.
"Oh heavens, no," replied the old man. "It's very kind of you to offer, but we've been married for 50 years and everything has always been, and will continue to be, shared 50/50."
The young man then asked the woman, "Are you not going to eat?"
"No, not just yet," she replied. "Right now it's his turn to use our dentures."
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