"Fire Exit" joke
A simple match thrown into the wastebasket grew into a huge fire at Malacanang Palace. Meanwhile, Erap was surfing the smut net and could hardly be bothered by it. His bodyguard breaks down the door and pulls him out of his office and Erap says "What's going on?" Bodyguard replies, "SIR, FIRE! FIRE! LET'S GO, THE FIRE EXIT IS TO YOUR RIGHT SIR". Erap turns left instead and the guard, realizing Erap is not behind him, turns around and grabs him by the arm, "SIR, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? THE FIRE EXIT IS THE OTHER WAY!" Erap says, "Ay, hindi ba lumalabas and apoy sa fire exit?" ("Isn't that where the fire exits the building
Mrs. Estrada caught her husband Erap Estrada staring at the orange juice container. Mrs. Estrada, curious on what was going on, asked Erap Estrada what the hell he was doing. Mrs. Estrada: Erap, what are you doing in front of the orange juice box? Erap: The OJ box says: more...