"Firing Squad" joke

Three prisoners, an American, a German, and a Mexican, are scheduled to be executed by firing squad.
They bring out the American and stand him in front of the pole.
He points and shouts, "Tornado!"
They all look and the American runs away.
Next, they place the German in front of the firing squad. He yells "Earthquake!"
They all hit the dust and the German escapes.
Next up is the Mexican. He looks around and shouts "Fire!"

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