"First Date" joke

There was a boy over at his girlfriends house to pick her up for a date and to meet his girlfriends parents. He was sitting in the livingroom with her parents and was real nervous and he was getting gas. He accidently let one go right in front of them and her mom yelled to the dog that was sitting there "spot get over here!" he thought to himself "Wow she thought that was the dog" so he farted again and her mom yelled again "spot get over here!" He thought to himself ill do it once more and ill feel better so he let anouther one go and just then his girlfriends mom yelles "spot get over here before that boy shits on you!"

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