"Five Balls" joke
There was this guy who keeps bragging around about his balls. One day at a bar he met a fellow and said, " Hello, man! Your Balls plus my balls equals FIVE BALLS!" "Wow! you've got THREE balls? That's amazing!" replied the fellow. Then he met another bloke and told the same thing: " Hello, man! Your Balls plus my balls equals FIVE BALLS!" "Really? You have Three balls!!!" said the bloke. "How incredible!" This guy went to talk to other men, all were impressed of his unusual number of balls... Until he met the last dude. He told the dude, " Hello, man! Your Balls plus my balls equals FIVE BALLS!" the dude replied- "WHAT?! YOU ONLY GOT ONE BALL?"
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