"Fleeing The Hospital" joke

Just before his scheduled surgery, a nurse noticed the patient wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair.
She stopped him and asked, "What's wrong?"
"I heard the nurse say, 'It's really a very simple operation, so don't worry. I'm sure everything will be just fine."
"I don't understand," the nurse said. "She was only trying to comfort you. What did you find so frightening about that?"
"It wasn't ME she was talking to, it was the doctor!" the patient exclaimed.

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