"Flies In The Beer" joke
An Irishman, Englishman andScotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands themover, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.The Englishman looksdisgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.The Scotsman picks out thefly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.The Irishman reaches in tothe glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit itout, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
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Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”
With a questioned look on more...
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FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.
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