"Flight To New York" joke
A beautiful blonde woman boards a flight to New York with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then at the ones up ahead in first class. Deciding that the first class seats look much larger and far more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty seat. When the flight attendant checks her ticket, she tells the woman that her seat is in coach.
"I'm young, blonde and beautiful," the blonde says, "and 'I'm going to sit here all the way to New York."
The flustered flight attendant goes to the cockpit and tells the captain about the problem she's having with the blonde. The captain goes back and tells the blonde her assigned seat is in coach and she'll have to move.
"I'm young, blonde and beautiful and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York," says the blonde.
Not wanting to cause a commotion, the captain returns to the cockpit and discusses the blonde with his co-pilot. Since the co-pilot has a blonde girlfriend, he tells the captain he can take care of the situation. The co-pilot goes back to where the blonde is sitting and whispers something in her ear.
She immediately gets up, hugs the co-pilot, says, "Thank you so much", and hurries back to her seat in the coach section.
Observing all of this, the curious flight attendant and captain ask the co-pilot what he had said to the blonde.
"I told her the first class section isn't going to New York," he replies.
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