"Florist Error" joke

Upon receiving flowers to congratulate him on the opening of his new business, the owner opened the card and saw that it read "Rest In Peace." He angrily picked up the phone and called the florist to complain.
After explaining the circumstances and telling the florist how angry he was, the florist replied, "I am terribly sorry for the mistake sir. Rather than being angry perhaps it would help to imagine that somewhere out there a funeral is taking place and they have flowers with a card that reads, "With congratulations on your new location!"

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