"Follow The Tracks" joke
Three Indians, a redhead, a brunette and a blonde, had set up camp and became very much in need of food, so they went out hunting.
A little while had passed and the brunette came back to camp with a bear. The other two asked how he got the bear. He said, "I see the tracks, I follow the tracks, I get the bear."
The next day, they go hunting again and the redhead comes back to camp with a deer. The other two asked how he got the deer. He said, "I see the tracks, I follow the tracks, I get the deer."
The following day, they go hunting again and the blonde comes back to camp all bloody and disfigured. The other two asked what happened. He said, "I see the tracks, I follow the tracks, I get hit by train."
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