"Fool's Gold Digger" joke

A 63-year-old man began digging a hole in his front yard after his gold detector reported a positive hit. He hired two men to help him. The hole ended up being 60 feet deep, and authorities stepped in to stop him. Now not only does he have to pay the two people he hired, he also has to hire and pay an engineer to fix the problem. It would have made a lot more sense to just buy the fuckin' gold.

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