"For Sale Sign" joke

A real-estate agent and her new trainee were driving around when she spotted a hand-lettered 'For Sale' sign in front of a delightful little farmhouse.
After quickly introducing herself and her trainee to the surprised occupant, the agent went from room to room, opening cupboards and closets, checking out the faucets and giving advice and tips on where subtle changes and a little paint here and there would help. Pleased with her performance, the agent was hopeful that the owner would offer her the listing.
"Excuse me, ma'am," the farmer said, "I certainly appreciate the little tips and advice you've given me, but I think you've misread my sign.
It says "HORSE For Sale!"

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