"Fork and knife" joke
an alien landed on earth and he learned 3 words one from an opera that was me me me.the second was fork and knife from a restaurant.the third was from a commercial from tv plug it plug it in.a cop seen the alien walking down the street and told the alien that there has been a murderer and if he knew who did it the alien replied me me me then the cop asks with what the alien replies fork and knife.the next day they sentenced the alien to the electric chair the exocutioner asked if he had any last words the alien replied plug it in plug it in.
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