"Four Nuns" joke

Four nuns walk up to the Father to confess their sins.
The first nuns walks up and says, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I have seen a man's penis."
"Rinse your eyes in the Holy Water and all will be forgiven." replies the Father.
The 2nd nun walks up and says, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I have touched a man's penis."
"Rinse your hands in the Holy Water and all will be forgiven." replies the Father.
He then notices the 3rd and 4th nun fighting for their place in line. He goes to them and says, "Sisters, Sisters, what is the fighting for?"
The 4th nun replies, "Well there is no way in Hell I'm drinking the Holy Water after she's stuck her ass in it!"

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