"Franchises" joke

Franchises Still Available!
Yes! Make big $$$ (tax free) with your very own...
"WILL WORK FOR FOOD" Franchise
We supply the cardboard sign
We supply the prime location
We supply the thin clothing
We supply fake Veteran card if needed
We supply a special 90 minute instructional tape "How To Look Homeless"
Say good-bye to that dead end job. Call today, operators are standing by, just dial, 1-800-RIP-UOFF
Now until the end of the month, as a bonus, we will include a wooden crutch with each order just in case someone actually asks you to do some work.

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