"Free Drink" joke

This man is walking his dog, he sees a pub on the corner and decides to go in for a drink. When he gets inside the owner comes up to him and tells him dogs aren't allowed. " But this is a seeing eye dog, I'm blind". So the owner sits him down and gets him a free drink.
As he's walking out he sees his friend walking his dog. He tells him of the free drink. His friend walks into the pub and the owner comes over and tells him dogs aren't allowed. He says " But this is a seeing eye dog, I'm blind". He says "but your dog is a chiuwawa."
He says" They gave me a chiuwawa!"

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