"French and English gynaecologist" joke
In the middle of an international gynaecology conference, an English and a French gynaecologist are discussing various cases they've recently treated.
French Gynaecologist: "Only last week, zer was a woman ooh came to see me, and 'er cleetoris - eet was like a melon."
English Gynaecologist: "Don't be absurd, it couldn't have been that big, my good man, she couldn't have been able to walk if it was."
French Gynaecologist: "Aaah, you eenglish, zare you go again, always talkeeng about ze size... I was talkeeng about ze flavour..."
A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.