"French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forwar..." joke
French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forward. The forward gear exists in case they are attacked from behind.
A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit more...
A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet