"Fresh Specimen" joke
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from surgery. She really disliked being stuck in the tiny little room all day and to make matters even worse, the daily routine was starting to get to her.
For example, the nurse would bring her breakfast every morning which always consisted of an egg, a piece of toast, and a glass of apple juice. The nurse would then return a little while later to empty the urine bottle. And so it continued...
Finally, one morning, the woman decided to have some fun. She ate the egg and the toast, but went into the bathroom where she cleaned the urine bottle out, then poured the apple juice into it.
When the nurse returned later that morning, she took a look at the bottle and a frown immediately came over her face. "Obviously, you enjoyed your breakfast, but something must be wrong because this looks a little cloudy," she said, pointing to the urine bottle.
"Oh, really?" the woman replied, picking up the bottle in question and putting it to her lips. "In that case, we'd better run it through again... "
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