"From Washington" joke

My friend sent me these jokes doing the rounds of the American capital since President Bush and his lady moved into the White House and vice president Quayle has turned out to be somewhat of a nincompoop. It is said that Millie, the President's dog (bitch), is being banished from the White House because she pisses on the Bushes and eats Quayles.
Since in the absence of the President, a vice president automatically steps up, the Democrats are calling for a Quayle-Bush impeachment insurance.
Also that the secret service be given standing orders that if someone shoots President Bush, they should first shoot vice president Quayle.
There are no limits to American black humour.

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