"Froze To Death" joke
Two men died and struck up a conversation while they were waiting at the Pearly Gates.
"How did you die?" asked the first.
"I froze to death," replied the second.
"Oh, that's horrible. How did it feel to freeze to death," the first man asked.
"At first, it was very uncomfortable," explained the second man. "You get the shakes and then your fingers and toes become painful. Eventually though, it's a very calm way to go. You become numb and kind of drift off, just as if you're sleeping. What about you, how did you die?"
"I had a massive heart attack," answered the first man. "I knew my wife was having an affair so, one day, I showed up at home unexpectedly. I quickly ran up to the bedroom but found her there alone, reading a book. I then ran down to the basement, but didn't find anyone hiding there either. I ran up to the second floor and again found no one hiding. Then I ran as fast as I could up to the attic, but as soon as I got there, I had a heart attack and died."
"How ironic," the second man said, shaking his head.
"What do you mean?" asked the first man.
"If only you had thought to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive!" answered the second man.
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