"Funeral Procession" joke

The foursome was out on the course enjoying a day of golf. As one of them was preparing to tee off, a funeral procession was passing on the highway nearby.
Rather than teeing off, he removed his cap and bowed his head. Once the procession had passed, he put his cap back on his head and as he was about to resume playing one of the others said, "Joe, that was very touching. I commend you on your sensitivity."
"Well heck guys," Joe replied, "I was married to her for 20 years. It was the least I could do."

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