"Funny Bumper Stickers about Driving" joke

I'm just driving this way to get you mad.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Hang up and drive.
If you are psychic - think "HONK"
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."
I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
No Radio - Already Stolen
I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!

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