"Funny Signs #3" joke

Seen in a health food store. "Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot""Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense." I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant: the sign read: Women are not served here. You have to bring your own.At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.-Sisters of Mercy"On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: "38 years on the same spot."In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."

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