"Funny Signs #5" joke

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan."In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!"On a shopping mall marquee: "Archery Tournament-Ears pierced"Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"In the vestry of a New England church: "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished."

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