"Funny Small Ads" joke

Some small ads that didn't quite come out right on paper -
For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
For Sale - Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.
Great Dames for sale.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

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