"Gang Fight (sick)" joke

Two gang members have a big knife fight and really tear each other up. One guy ends up in the hospital bandaged from head to toe. He can't even move his lips.

He mumbles to the doctor, "When will I be able to laugh again?"

The doctor says, "Are you nuts? You almost died."

The guy says, "No kidding, Doc, when will I be able to laugh again?"

The doctor says, "You're nuts. You're sewn together with ten feet of thread. Why the hell do you want to know when you can laugh again?"

The guy says, "Because the other guy is getting married next week and I've got his penis in my coat pocket."