"Gas price comparison" joke

Gas Prices vs?

People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have always thought that gas was a good value (especially if you were to take the $0. 30, $0. 40 per gallon tax off at the pump)! Obviously others need a little convincing. So the article in this week's "Autoweek" magazine brought it all to light. What if you were to buy a gallon of. . .

- Diet Snapple 16 oz for $1. 29 = $10. 32 per gallon

- Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz for $1. 19 = $9. 52 per gallon

- Gatorade 20 oz for $1. 59 = $10. 17 per gallon

- Ocean Spray 16 oz for $1. 25 = $10. 00 per gallon

- Quart of Milk 16 oz for $1. 59 = $6. 32 per gallon

- Evian (water) 9 oz for $1. 49 = $21. 19 per gallon

- STP Brake Fluid 12 oz for $3. 15 = $33. 60 per gallon

- Vicks Nyquil 6 oz for $8. 35 = $178. 13 per gallon

- Pepto Bismol 4 oz for $3. 85 = $123. 20 per gallon

- Whiteout 7 oz for $1. 39 = $254. 17 per gallon

- Scope 1. 5 oz for $0. 99 = $84. 84 per gallon

So next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on Nyquil or Scope or Whiteout!