"Gay Flight Attendant" joke
A gay flight attendant anounces to the plane, "The Captain has asked me to announce that he will be landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be great." Everyone did as instructed except a woman, he comes to her and tells her, "Ma'am, perhaps you couldn't hear me over the big scary engine, but I asked you to please put up your tray so that the captain can land the plane." She still wouldn't comply. Now he was getting angry and asked her again to put up the tray. She then calmly turned to him and said, "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one." The flight attendant replies, "Oh yeah? Well in MY country, I'm called a queen and I outrank you, bitch, so put the tray up!"
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