"Genie With Hearing Problem" joke
One day, a guy walks into a bar and he pulls a little 8 inch guy and a little piano out of his pocket and the little guy starts to play. Everyone looked at him and was just so amazed by this. One guy walks over to the other guy and asks him where he got that little man and the piano. He replies, "Well, out there, is a genie and he grants you but one wish." So, immediately after the guy heard that, he ran out to the genie. He walks back into the bar with all these ducks everywhere. The guy with the man and piano asks, "Where'd all those ducks come from?" The other says, "Well, I asked the genie for a million bucks, but he gave me a million ducks." The first guy says, "Oh, I guess I should have warned you that the genie is hard of hearing. You don't actually think I asked for a 8 inch pianist, do you?"
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