"Genie in the Bottle" joke
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled upon an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "OK. OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the 4th time this month and I `m getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish! The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I `ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I `m scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That `s impossible. think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete. . how much steel!! No, think of another wish!" The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish.
Finally, he said, "I `ve been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don `t care and that I `m insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women. . . know how they feel inside and what they `re thinking when they give me the silent treatment. . . know why they `re crying, know what they really want when they say, `nothing `. . . know how to make them truly happy. . . " The genie said, "You want that bridge with two lanes or four?
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